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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby VictorsSecret » 06 Mar 2019, 02:50

Maybe violets should be violet, but then again, not all roses are red.

If I'm driving from New York City to Washington D.C. at 65 mph, what color are my socks?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby SkylerJackson5000 » 06 Mar 2019, 05:59

Shmerulian. (Yes that is a real color, I saw it in a gravity falls book.)

(alright, so this ACTUALLY happened, and I need some advice...)

If my pet giraffe went on a two day ski trip wearing knee high purple socks, tripped while he was skiing so that he landed flat on his face and broke his nose, got mugged on the way back to the airport, got sick from food-poisoning when eating lunch on the airplane, and to top it all off, got dumped in a vat of pink paint at the luggage claim... at what point did he become a ZEBRA?!? :confused: :eek:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby VictorsSecret » 06 Mar 2019, 09:23

At 3:00 pm on Friday.

Does Superman's barber have to use kryptonite scissors?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Red Queen » 07 Mar 2019, 12:25

Batman has a Kryptonite ring that he wears when he cuts Superman's hair

What happens when you get 'scared half to death' twice?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Trinity Starling » 07 Mar 2019, 16:27

You are granted immortality because you survived getting scared to death twice.

In what world does one plus one equal three?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby VictorsSecret » 07 Mar 2019, 19:18

One couple + one child = one family of three?

Are three birds in the bush worth more than one in the hand?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby SkylerJackson5000 » 07 Mar 2019, 19:56

Yes. No-body wants a dismembered hand.

you know how people ask what the meaning of life is? Well, I'm going to ask something no philosopher I have ever heard of has dared to ask: What is the meaning of DEATH?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby VictorsSecret » 08 Mar 2019, 08:59

the action or fact of dying or being killed; the end of the life of a person or organism.

the state of being dead.

the permanent ending of vital processes in a cell or tissue.

the personification of the power that destroys life, often represented in art and literature as a skeleton or an old man holding a scythe.

the destruction or permanent end of something.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby SkylerJackson5000 » 08 Mar 2019, 23:51

They took a poll, and most of them wanted to be called Kanga, or Danny.

(I'm running out of questions. I'm basically just pulling them out of a hat now...)

In what senario do you use this emoji? :afro:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby VictorsSecret » 09 Mar 2019, 00:13

Whenever I feel like a yellow person with an afro.

(Know what you mean! If all else fails, could use some of the older questions, but try to come up with different responses.)

Why is my right foot longer my other two?
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